Attention!

Some of you may know that I recently had to terminate my best friend contract that had been in effect for about a year. This means that I am now conducting interviews to fill the position of contracted best friend! All interested persons are invited and encouraged to apply. The application process includes taking me to Bajio, listening to my random stories, watching musicals with me, providing me with chocolate, and general adventuring (job duties are very similar to the application process). You will be compensated in hours spent laughing, having fun, peanut butter pie, and the aforementioned adventuring. Schedule is very flexible. I look forward to hearing from you!

*Please note that this position is temporary as I already have a best friend who is unfortunately several thousand miles away. There is a possibility for this job to become long term, but we will cross that bridge when we come to it, which will probably be in January.