I am caught between a rock and a hard place...

And it's quite frustrating. Why must we be so catty?

I don't know who to choose. I don't know how to choose! And I don't even think I should need to choose. This is lame. How in the world did I get stuck in the middle? Is it just because I have a hopelessly positive outlook on...the nature of people? Or what?

Can't we all just get along?