Right here in River City.

(I probably should have posted this on ASCAP, but I'm not sure that anyone reads that blog anymore.)

The other day in my theater class, our guest speaker said the following: "As a university student, you are protected by ASCAP rights."

Yeah, as if we didn't already know our rights. Anyway, who does this guy think he is? We invented the ASCAP rights. He can't just go around offering those to any old university student, can he? We've got trouble, friends. Gather your sombreros. Call Hosay. We're going to the mattresses on this one (is that the term I'm looking for?).